Below are the 10 most recent journal entries recorded in But I won't eat a spider to save Israel...'s LiveJournal:

Saturday, May 22nd, 2004
12:31 pm	PALM TREE Just Before Dusk: Hahahahaha, ohhhhh my goddd, I laughed sooo hard when I was sitting at the counter talking with some people and I just HEARD you, you go in this cute little voice "I love you palm tree" and I look over and you've just got Palm Tree in this massive loving hug, it was the cutest thing ever. savethegirlscout: hahahaha savethegirlscout: dude savethegirlscout: i was like loving palm tree Just Before Dusk: Yeah you were, I thought palm tree was going to get laid before me. savethegirlscout: i remember i carried him into the bathroom with me and like wouldnt let him go all night Just Before Dusk: Haha, like...I don't know, Palm tree serisously has personality, like it's fucked up how we all seriously love him. savethegirlscout: it is savethegirlscout: we treat him like a human Just Before Dusk: Seriously, right now I have like a fond feeling hahaha, for Palm Tree! savethegirlscout: i would date him savethegirlscout: it really is weird though Just Before Dusk: Haha, really, it is, but we will not stop, I still have a feeling he's a living creature, and I'm sticking to it. savethegirlscout: i know savethegirlscout: soon well like take him everywhere Just Before Dusk: Hahaha, we should totally make a Palm Tree movie. Just Before Dusk: It would be great. (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, May 15th, 2004
2:30 am	yep and drnunk again...like uaual......maybe smeimoen near me acoule hlpe iomono....hiodfndf ahhhh drubjdubrjkdr' (Comment on this)
Tuesday, May 11th, 2004
11:09 pm	im taking this annoying metal out of my cheek JustBeforeDusk: MUhnduh darling! savethegirlscout: guess what i pierced JustBeforeDusk: Your clitoris? Labret? Eyebrow? savethegirlscout: monroe JustBeforeDusk: How cute, you're just my cute little piece of swiss cheese. Slime Piggy: hows everything else? have you been doing ok? savethegirlscout: yeah i guess savethegirlscout: workingowkringdrinkingdrinkingworking Slime Piggy: i hope that one day, when i ask you that same question, your response will at least include something other than those same activities (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Sunday, April 25th, 2004
4:15 pm	memories savethegirlscout: i tihnk the most fun i had drunk with you was the night jon was drunk for the first time savethegirlscout: oh man that was so fun JustBeforeDusk: I KNOW! HAHA! It's hilarious. Did I tell you what he did when it was just me him and ashley? savethegirlscout: no JustBeforeDusk: Haha, yeah we are a good trio. Well he was just sitting on the couch gazing off and we me and dave and ash were talking and all the sudden jon just goes, really softly, "hootie hooooooooo". savethegirlscout: oh yeah@ savethegirlscout: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA savethegirlscout: he should get drunk with us JustBeforeDusk: And then we were all talking again and jon comes in again and goes "Did you just say Quief?" savethegirlscout: hahahahahaahhahaha JustBeforeDusk: God that kid is funny, even when he's not drunk. (Comment on this)
Friday, April 16th, 2004
2:52 pm	proof that booze kills brain cells OslitmythroatO: i guess were gonna go get food at 7:30 now so be over after 8ish if you come savethegirlscout: okay savethegirlscout: youll see my drunken blur of a face OslitmythroatO: haha ok awesome ok i gotta shower it up savethegirlscout: awesome savethegirlscout: wait you just said that savethegirlscout: ive drank myself retarded (1 Comment |Comment on this)
2:47 pm	this has been in my aol info forever un kle jeffr ey: whore i already explained all this too you savethegirlscout: i dont recall... un kle jeffr ey: yeah you drunk bastard! i cant help it..."with drink i see things better" (Comment on this)
Wednesday, March 10th, 2004
1:54 pm	Oh Man. insearchofbuddha: we got a place to stay!!!!!! savethegirlscout: hmm? savethegirlscout: where? insearchofbuddha: in mexico savethegirlscout: how are we getting there? insearchofbuddha: i already told you this whore savethegirlscout: haha i dont remember insearchofbuddha: with a friend savethegirlscout: oh insearchofbuddha: and there will be a bunch of loud obnoxious white people getting drunk just like us insearchofbuddha: its on the beach savethegirlscout: awesome savethegirlscout: legal drinking ge is 18 there right? insearchofbuddha: sort of savethegirlscout: ? insearchofbuddha: yes savethegirlscout: okay savethegirlscout: are staying at your uncles condo you told me about? insearchofbuddha: yes mam savethegirlscout: awesome insearchofbuddha: well the good news is, insearchofbuddha: its open and not booked insearchofbuddha: but i havent asked him yet insearchofbuddha: so ill get on top of that savethegirlscout: hahahahahahaha (Comment on this)
Wednesday, March 3rd, 2004
2:23 pm	savethegirlscout: itll have been 11 months to the day since ive seen you insearchofbuddha: how do you know that savethegirlscout: we got arrested on the 13th insearchofbuddha: shit what time are you leaving on wednesday savethegirlscout: iono savethegirlscout: why? insearchofbuddha: youre going to miss st. pattys day savethegirlscout: oh damn savethegirlscout: youre right insearchofbuddha: at the flogging molly show savethegirlscout: thank God, n/m savethegirlscout: hahah insearchofbuddha: oh well insearchofbuddha: we've got plenty other things to do insearchofbuddha: start preparing savethegirlscout: for what? savethegirlscout: haha savethegirlscout: a drinking triathalon? insearchofbuddha: exactly savethegirlscout: awesome arizona/arizona/arizona march12-17 good times (Comment on this)
Tuesday, February 17th, 2004
10:57 pm	JustBeforeDusk: I knew it was you before I walked out my door. JustBeforeDusk: It's so trademark nelski. savethegirlscout: haha savethegirlscout: the little beeps followed by the long beep JustBeforeDusk: HAHAHAHAHAHA, It's like fucking morse code! savethegirlscout: oh man savethegirlscout: we should learn it JustBeforeDusk: Hahaha, and you and I can talk through my buzzer! Hahahahaha, that would make us so cool! (Comment on this)
Tuesday, January 27th, 2004
8:15 pm	Am I going to Mexico? savethegirlscout: dont they close the dorms when school isnt in? insearchofbuddha: im not sure if they do during spring break insearchofbuddha: actually yeah they probly will savethegirlscout: hahahaha savethegirlscout: soo....what then? insearchofbuddha: so we're going to mexico savethegirlscout: oh man savethegirlscout: so should i get a passport? insearchofbuddha: i'll figure it all out insearchofbuddha: gotta go eat and go to class (Comment on this)